Hey, Mr. President...

...yeah, do you remember when I took that oath saying I'd support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic? And do you remember when I said I'd do so "without any mental reservation"? Well, I had never heard of Chris Crocker before. And since the constitution defends free speech, I was wondering if I could get a clause put in there that says I support and defend the constitutional rights of everyone but this guy. I mean, I'd really hate to die in a war knowing that I helped make this thing possible. If we can't do that, could we get him classified as one of those domestic enemies? Waddaya say?"